Only sometimes?

I read piehole as penishole.

"They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands. They need contraception, health care, and they love to talk about equal pay."

Who, exactly, does a woman's husband depend on? The government? Himself? Why can't women do the same?

And why is it surprising that we like to talk about how we're not…

"Consider all the roles you'll have played, from guest to sister to bridesmaid to maid of honor to friend to colleague to date to person who has no idea why she's been invited..."