No one wants these videos. Just make a readable article.

Not only is it inclusive, but it has a neat positive spin for kids.  Their YOUR grownups.  Take care of your grownups.  It sounds like they are sort of pets.

I courtesy flush when I’m home. ALONE. It’s when I don’t that the authorities should be called.

Alone? Can you bring a guest?

This is great advice. I’m a dog-walker for the SPCA (which in my local branch’s case, requires training and a minimum commitment of a weekly shift for six months), but intermittently I’ve helped with other tasks that wouldn’t require either of those. Once we had some dogs who were very agitated and I was asked simply…

Counterpoint: Maybe it’s ok to go 10 hours without talking to someone. If your average day is 10 texts, a comment on a fb post, and 2 instagram likes, what is there to talk about when you get home???

I ate like half of this batch so yes, I’d like some company.

I swear, men are so stupid. Zero people want pictures of our dicks.