“The cheat was for the US test. The EU tests differently anyway.”

Loss of resale value. Increased fuel costs. Hurt feelings. Etc etc.

Yeah, that’s the one.

Umm right, you’re off on a tangent but whatever...

Of course, VW’s problems in the US are just the tip of the iceberg. Everybody knows that VW are refusing to compensate European buyers, but that hasn’t stopped people trying to sue them.

Dunno wtf that shit up there is, but it’s not the Pixies.

Has the dash cam video been uploaded to YouTube yet?

Nope. The less time spent on the side of a busy road, the less chance you’ve got of being run over.

Ha ha yeah that’s right. I forgot about that Curious George lookalike nearly taking a shoe in the face from an Iraqi reporter.

A cruise ship, yesterday:

I'd just like to add my name to the list of people telling you to o fuck yourself.

Volkswagen’s Dieselgate scandal has resulted in alleged incidents of cheating or bending emissions rules from other automakers, though none of them have been as widespread or egregious as what VW did.

Ha ha yeah, my dad slammed a car door on my right hand when I was a kid. My little finger doesn’t straighten fully any more due to the tendon damage.

Try watching Hulu or US Netflix in Europe... Same thing.

I’m no expert here, but I’d imagine it’s harder for a woman to piss in a half gallon milk jug while driving.

That’s cute, but if you want an ostentatious hearse you need to look to Japan

That is one ugly car...

Wow, GM are really doing themselves proud.

Go back to Jezebel. It’s not Rwandan genocide, it’s just a sticker.