Nope. The less time spent on the side of a busy road, the less chance you’ve got of being run over.

Ha ha yeah that’s right. I forgot about that Curious George lookalike nearly taking a shoe in the face from an Iraqi reporter.

A cruise ship, yesterday:

I'd just like to add my name to the list of people telling you to o fuck yourself.

Volkswagen’s Dieselgate scandal has resulted in alleged incidents of cheating or bending emissions rules from other automakers, though none of them have been as widespread or egregious as what VW did.

Ha ha yeah, my dad slammed a car door on my right hand when I was a kid. My little finger doesn’t straighten fully any more due to the tendon damage.

Try watching Hulu or US Netflix in Europe... Same thing.

I’m no expert here, but I’d imagine it’s harder for a woman to piss in a half gallon milk jug while driving.

That’s cute, but if you want an ostentatious hearse you need to look to Japan

That is one ugly car...

Wow, GM are really doing themselves proud.

Go back to Jezebel. It’s not Rwandan genocide, it’s just a sticker.

‘Alumni of Ohlone Community College’

What am I watching here? The aftermath of another BringATrailer auction?

Ha ha that’s hilarious.

I’m not mad or annoyed at all.

Jurors are assholes, but I don’t know if you’d fare much better with a panel of judges.

The more I read about Tesla drivers, the more I think Idiocracy is a chilling tale of things to come.

Wasn’t it alleged that someone had added a bunch of extra stuff to the keychain after the accident, in order to increase its weight?