The Irish boxer Michael Conlan felt his fight was fixed too...

I was going to say bosozoku, but someone beat me to it.

So the infinite monkey theorem is a reality?

You need to up your game, or else you’re gonna end up riding to work on the short bus with Mr. Ballaban.

Lynell Griffin aka Bubb Rubb...

The VTS was a cracking little car to drive. What a pity they’ve all been molested by pimply fuckwits.

Looks like the designer hit up his local Pep Boys for a few of these:

Didn’t the great God Clarkson say the Alfetta was the worst car in the world on the basis that he bought one and couldn’t fit in it properly?

Hmm, it shows.

You get paid to write this shit? Seriously?

Very nice.

Now pretty much any diesel vehicle being sold to a foreigner or looks to a person looks have foreign ties is scrutinized. The biggest offender of this is the Russians.

Dude, you’re the fucking idiot.

The silver Jag was taxed up until 1987 - not bad innings

Please. He just wants a payday. Rosa Parks he ain’t.

This one from the Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels soundtrack works surprisingly well too:

I’m sure there’s more to this than what’s been reported.

Bit of a change from the stereotypical British gangster car...

Here’s your modern day land yacht.