Really? Seems to be an accurate description of events to me...

This car is in the UK, not South Africa.

That's juries for you. I guess that was because malicious intent was not proven, or some such thing.

Booby traps like that have been illegal in the UK since the 1830s or 1840s.

You could delete that spoiler, but why would you want to?

Umm, you're wrong. The original death's head logo was smaller:

"Cross-eyed ever since his eyes were knocked out of their sockets in a fight..."

Wow that's a lot of dials. It took me a few minutes to find the time clock.

Duh. The AN-225 wasn't built in 1947. It took another 40 years for that to fly.

Whitest white guy ever

Germans acting in an unprincipled manner towards their neighbors?

Only if your name is Ken Block.

It's not Ireland.

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Horne.

Meh, London bus drivers do this shit every day. London streets aren't like something from a Harry Potter movie

Kudos! That's pretty cool!

Cops don't like getting involved in stuff like this for some reason...

Nissan, who actually offered the only commercially available active suspension car, an incredibly expensive (and incredibly unreliable) version of its Q50 flagship.