I know. Do people even go picnic-ing* any more?

...Or 80 bucks for the actuator. Exactly.

From the ad:

Did somebody at Seat wander across the hall to Audi and lift some designs while their guys were at lunch?

Your car is a family member? Wow.

Which car owners won't shut up about their cars?

You can do a customs data search on sites like Alibaba.com if you know the reg or VIN.

Why, haven't you got a left arm?

Damn, what a piece of crap.

Who gives a shit? They'll sell maybe three of these t-shirts in Europe.

If your life is so pathetic that you get this hyped up by the phrase "it's only a car", you need serious psychological help.

Ahhhh. Semantics and ad hominem attacks. The last resort for internet commenters who can't quietly admit to themselves that perhaps they were wrong

P.S. This section of Jalopnik is actually "Truck Yeah!" - it's all about trucks rather than cars, so fuck you.

Jesus H Christ, are you Ken Block's boyfriend or something?

Awesome.

45 minutes to change a headlight bulb on a Renault Megane?

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus tram. Once the bus tram goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Oh please, he scored six points in the whole 2013 WRC season - thanks to a 7th place finish in Mexico.