"...masses of robots and you'll one day have a tireless and immortal race of intelligent machines which will make the human race, or any biological life, look utterly primitive and disposable."

Where's an air marshal when you need one?

Any sign of the Goodwood "maintenance van"?

Yes it's legal.

Clean transportation my ass.

How do you propose to winch it onto a truck when it breaks down?

the GTI holds its own against any car. It might even be the better one for inner city driving in any european capital.

Sorry dude, if Vice told me the sky was blue I'd have to look out the window to check they weren't bullshitting.

Yes, but at least the Mexicans won't arrest you, take you to a hospital, anally probe you without your consent and send you a bill for the hospital stay.

Is this an April Fool's joke or something?

First automatic gearboxes, now this...

The Highway Code actually says "when filtering in slow-moving traffic, take care and keep your speed low."

One organ donor can save eight lives.

As somebody who used to be a tech in a previous life, a few tips are:

On BBC4 last night, I watched Brakeless: Why Trains Crash

I wouldn't worry too much - the pump's not running.

Ah the Daily Fail...

At least he didn't shit his pants - good for him!

What the fuck is a grown man doing shining a laser at an aircraft?

But it's ok for Israel to buy weapons from the US? Because they're special...