I thought the old boy in the vid was going to stall it as he drove off. Can't imagine him going through that startup rigmarole again...

Pah. Drift a Scania round a roundabout and then get back to me.

Urr, that's an angle grinder not a chainsaw...

You could say that's true alright. The cars used in that article - the Smart ForTwo, Toyota Yaris and Honda Fit/Jazz scored 4/5, 5/5 and 5/5 in Euro NCAP tests, making them some of the safest small cars in Europe.... Hmm.

How do you know if a Green Party member is lying?

Yeah, in the old days people built their castles at the side of the road...

Here in Ireland it would have to be a Nissan Micra. Loved by old people and nuns...

1. It must be a real pain in the rectum being a trucker out there...

Weird Renault Avantime door hinge...

Hah! He flinched.

I don't see how that works.

Memo to Ken: Yeah we know you can drift by now. How's that WRC career doing?

What's Iveco using in their Land Rover clone, the Massif? Surely they've got something euro 5-compatible or better LR could borrow?

Or Toyota Corolla AE82 as they were known on this side of the world. They sold shitloads in Toyota guise...

Take some geography lessons... Quatar wasn't in Europe last time I looked.

"Penalties are commiserate with the scale of the theft."

The guy pulled a knife on a cop, stole his car, and tried to ram a plane?

I'll see your taser dude and raise you a pair of Swedish chicks.

From one grocery getter to another:

Presented by Alastair Stewart - British TV's answer to Sheriff John Bunnell...