Do Jalopnik writers ever have anything bad to say when they’re invited on a paid review trip?

I’d imagine Nissan won’t be be making this as a limited production model. Good thing for them is, they won’t even have to. No one will buy this anyway. Did a major disservice by 1. No manual. And 2. Bumping the power up on a twin turbo car by 20hp when the N/A 370z nismo was bumped 18hp. What a letdown. What happened…

I don’t care anymore.

1. The US average price of a new car is $48k.

A machine that can cease functionality because someone took three seconds to put a traffic cone on it and then can only be restarted by having a third party physically come out to remove the cone seems like a machine that doesn’t need to be on the road to begin with.

rich of you to get all high and mighty about what drives clicks. Surprised this wasn’t a slideshow.

“Maybe that’s because it lacks the Google-friendly keyword of the Titanic, the clickiness of billionaires lost at sea, or the sheer schadenfreude of watching supposedly “smart” people pile into an obviously-slapdash submersible.”

As long as wealthy people die, it’s totally ok. This used to be more than a Leftist rag.…

Will the work fix the fact that no one wants to play an entire video game as Gollum?

“Call for Price”  No way that is going for MSRP.  

I heard this a lot. I enjoyed the Mandalorian and had no interest in Fett... but I feel like I *should* watch it because it is basically season 2.5 of Mando. When I complain about shows (particularly in the MCU) being homework, this is what I am talking about.

“Caddy still battle their image as an old-people brand”

Lol, 2.8M people die every year from obesity. Call me when they start regulating McDonald’s food and forcing people to exercise.

“And we’ve also done all the drudge work ourselves: ..... designing a cover”

Cut out the nostalgia fest (which that’s all that film really had) and you’re left with an empty shell of a film.

Your average slushbox is great for boring commutes too. The point of the manual is the fun it adds.

YOU LEAVE THE VENTURE BROS. MOVIE ALONE YOU RATFUCKERS.

Yes, I’m sure Kel was, uh, very busy and had to drop...many things to show up for a brief cameo.

I lost my older sister 11 years ago, christmas. She was 42 years old. We found her in her bedroom. She had a heart attack while getting ready for work. My father was a wreck for a long time. For a few years, I had to check in with him 2-3x a day. Now it’s only once or twice a day. I still miss her every fucking day.

Just the daily “Shit on Gamepass because Kotaku must get Sony kick backs” article

As someone who still hasn’t played Part I or II, I’m 100% looking forward to this.