I’m guessing @Zyion means diameter, not volume.

Nice try, but I’m through getting RickRolled.

Clearly, this is a case of sensory compensation. Your spinal fusion has caused your spatial awareness to increase beyond those of a normal woman, much as a blind woman’s improved hearing enables her to shut up and listen when a man is talking, or a woman without a sense of smell can tolerate cramped quarters with a…

The United States Post Office is now as reliable as Tumblr.

Animal crimes? Guh?

She said it *is not* a bold shade of red. #readingcomprehensionskills

Carcassonne is a great download, whether you've played the physical board game or not. I actually just wrote an article about it in a newish tabletop gaming magazine:

Carcassonne is a great download, whether you've played the physical board game or not. I actually just wrote an…

To be fair, Abraham Lincoln is awfully busy hunting vampires.

Uhh, "saucer section"? That thar's a "primary hull". #oldschool

They probably use Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song as a checklist.

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Psssshshh.

Some kind of psychic / personal time traveler who experiences other people's futures spontaneously or for hire would actually be a cool concept for a series.

Starred for "beasts", even if it was unintentional.

Never knew much about her until a couple years ago, when I was linked to her "Ukelele Song". Thought it was awesome until the line, " Stop pretending art is hard". How condescending.

Seems to be redirecting to Women's Plus Size Halloween Costumes now, which is...better? Sort of?

Because I am That Guy, I must point out that cubic zirconia and lab-created diamonds are two different things. The latter is made of pure carbon just like "natural" diamonds, while the former is zirconium and oxygen in a cubic crystalline structure that would not ordinarily occur in nature.

If the name is trademarked, you're not allowed to market something else with that name. It's not that hard. You're allowed to say the word of any brand you like but you can't represent your own product as that brand.

"Harry" calls my office. I answer and transfer the call to "Sally" at Harry's request. Sally doesn't answer, so I go back to Harry and tell him I'm transferring him directly to Sally's voicemail.