"any conservative who expounds upon the importance of free market capitalism and who isn't up in arms over this bullshit is a fucking hypocrite."

...and you don't even get the day off? Cripes. Gawker is tough.

That map is (un)shockingly similar to the electoral map 10 years ago.

How did I know before even clicking in here that this was a Daily Mail article? How did I know???

Well, it's not a mobile app, just an interactive web thingy. It's also pretty light on the "hooking up" metaphor, referring at least once to "your soul mate". It's also pretty terrible as a voter guide because it just shows you everybody, rather than candidates in your own state.

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The arguments I hear against this approach (making it a criminal investigation by police) include:

I'm sure that inevitable proposal won't be insufferable at ALL.

Damn. Sending manly hugs your way.

I didn't know until recently when a friend went off about how TV shows always do it wrong - e.g. "I'm exactly 8 weeks pregnant so it was Dom on July 25, not Matt on July 24 or Chris on July 26!!"

You people are obviously all paid Proctor & Gamble shills.

TIL that it was not in fact Betty White who said that. Thank you. I award you one Correct Attribution Ribbon.

I've faded away, but only after several women did it to me following a date or two. I was new to online dating back then and figured that was the protocol. Personally I prefer some explanation when it's been more than a few dates, but I've also written more than one Crap Email From A Dude when I thought something was…

Yep. Holes. Hard to tell from smaller pictures, so thank you for the higher-resolution image.

I'm surprised they allowed photographs. That's usually the first thing forbidden (for "safety" or something).

I believe it is properly referred to as a "cozy".

No true fan, anyway. #Scotsmen

Wow, you actually did cue it. Are you a wizard?

Not to mention reverse racism, which is totally a thing, just like misandry is absolutely a thing. Spectacular.

I was wondering about that, especially with different ethnicities/cultures reporting such different rates.