...why are people posting these? Are some smartphones just automatically uploading and tagging and sharing now?

Is the problem the global release date? Or setting that day on a Friday? In a globalized economy and Internet, having releases on different days seems like the more backward practice to me.

Get to it.

For precisely no other reason other than that she is already green:

We All Should Have Seen This Coming. Now You Can See Us All Coming.

But robots thrive on alcohol!

Does everyone just use Google Play Music as their music player? Because it is awful, by which I mean there are a couple extremely minor things about it that piss me the hell off:

There's expensive, and then there's priceless.

KINJA STOP EATING POSTS

Wait, so, according to the linked article, the locks engaged automatically, but the pastor, "after a few tries", just opened the door? I think we are missing the divine intervention element of this story.

Don't be Schrodinger's Rapist.

Netflix, Vonnegut: check

Dangit I'm BUSY tonight. I can't be watching more TV on my computer that I didn't know existed.

It is distinctly possible. Even if River ended up being male.

Indeed, the costuming and hair and makeup can't be discounted, and maybe deserve awards in their own right. But she really is great at inhabiting each character. Watching her play one clone pretending to be a different clone is such a blast.

NO WAI. Only River lives with me anymore; Simon is elsewhere. Is yours a little jerk too?

Not that I've watched the current seasons of any of the other shows, but THIS. If they weren't constantly reminding us that they're clones I would forget that it's the same actress.

Nothing for I Wanna Be Vaguely Famous So I Will Pretend I Think This Guy Is Harry And That I Would Wanna Marry Him? For shame.

My favorite image macro I've ever made, even if it never made li'l Simon and River here famous.

I love the Deep Space Nine episode summaries. They are exceedingly accurate descriptions of the first 30 seconds, and nothing more.