If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

Hancock insisted “we don’t make decisions based on television numbers.”

Chris Evans’ career

No. It’s too funny this way.

City Council meeting minutes:

He's in there for everyone else's safety.

My favorite part of that video is how everyone just fucks right off, leaving the poor sap in that hole.

This article got a lot more depressing the longer I read it.

I think it is a question of frequency. With daily, or even hourly, odometer readings being transmitted (like from those new insurance thingies, possibly) I think you might be surprised how much someone could figure out about your habits.

Google’s translated version of the first graf from El Mundo:

You couldn’t have timed that collapse better if you tried.

Get rid of Eddie Jordan, and have Harris and Sabine compete against Matt and Rory. Comedy gold there.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Here is a comprehensive list:

Yeah, it’s bad considering I also work for Boeing. #JalopFirst

Whenever I see Dreamliner on Jalopnik....