The only thing worse than sports fandom is political fandom.

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

Part of me feels like cruises are the new Branson.

Insane Cruise Posse would be the best cruise ever. We would have reached the pinnacle of human achievement at that point. God would look down on humanity, say, “y’all nailed it,” and bring forth the apocalypse. There’s no one-upping that. None.

Nike’s lawyers claim that the company will suffer “irreparable harm” if Berian is allowed to continue running in non-swooshed gear.

Kudos to that second operator who comes in HOT AS SHIT to check on his fellow cameraman’s safety. That’s 110% Hank Hill status.

So why promote this terrible company? Continuing to cover their bloodsport regardless of their treatment of the press legitimizes what they’re doing.

Just let this sleazy organization get their publicity through their own paid mouthpieces. Don’t drag yourselves into the mud by providing them with free publicity.

Every time I see stories like this I figure Goodell is steaming “why can’t I get away with shit like this...”

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

Dear Representative Daniel,

I’ve seen one once with a sticker on the back window that said “You are not entitled to what I have earned”

Well played. The missing wheel cover is a nice touch.

Nobody wanted them new, and $700 Would be too much money now

I’m confused. Why is America celebrating a desert today?

“Oh, you’re talking about collective bargaining.” - Hope Solo

Typical BMW owners; honks at you, aggressively follows you until you finally stop, all to tell you how much your motorbike/car sucks. 11/10 accuracy if it is a fake.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.