I will never not star a Ray Lewis murdered two people joke. Well done!

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

There must be a hidden reason as to why all 3 stories on the sidebar of this story are Gregggggggggggg Easterbrook-related.

As long as there’s still 1 ‘best fan’ reading these articles, and irked enough to comment and subsequently cry into their morning cereal, we will push forward. To the very last! Best series in baseball.

No, no one’s interested.

“It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!”

Pickles are fucking delicious with barbecue!

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

Flipside: “Marketing to dumb people” has consistently been a successful business (and political) strategy.

“Durrr, I thought it was BWM Mersedes Bends.”

I love how MLB head coaches dress for games like their firstborn daughter is getting married into a family richer than theirs, while NFL head coaches dress like they’re going to go rake the back lawn.

“Even the seats look just as they were when I bought it. They’re not as clean, of course, but they’re not busted or worn out.”

$4 billion?! How many bags of douche does that buy you?!?

Now get rid of Herm Edwards and Merril Hoge too, please...

Any stabs as why they booted Ray Lewis?

As a black man myself, I just want to know who Whitlock has pictures of that his fat, mildly-entertaining, self-absorbed, terrible writing, gas baggy self can continue to get fired and hired for new projects even though they are probably going to fail? I am not mad or hating, I just want to know who I got to get…

Teresa is just trying to hold all the rights to Earnhardt name and all the profit that goes with it. She has nothing else other than the name to make money from. That’s why she doesn’t want the kids using the name, because there’s no money for her in it.

Nobody’s confusing the race car driver/legacy with some fucking furniture, so widow Earnhardt can get fucked in the ear.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.