citizenanddenizen
CitizenAndDenizen
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When can we expect club security to move beyond Charlie Chaplin security cameras? Every “club”, liquor store, gas station, bank, Taco Bell, etc. has the worst security cameras possible. It costs maybe $400 to have top-level cameras (WITH SOUND AND NO VHS!!!!!!).

“So, you’re saying I not make list of drivers who should do good-er? Please explain my confusion.”

*Dude in the video never graduated from Stanford. Still wears whity-tighties. Still trying to play the “free drugs for everyone!” card. Paid $4k for his field pass.

If the car is “unmarked”, there should be no infraction. Why do unmarked cars have the ability to pull over anyone on the planet?

Dr. Huxtable is clearly a fall risk. It’s a good thing he’s carrying that ultra-safe cane. Then, just in case the cane of ultimate strength fails, there are two completely confident individuals that could carry him to the next hospital in town.

It’s like a gang, except you have raise your hand in class before you can take a restroom break.

One person in this clip wore a white suit one night and killed a guy. That same white suit has never been seen again.

7 years of professional football. Still has no idea WTF just happened.

Why no bitching about Kobe? I’m pretty sure just about everyone in the league is playing better than our KB das Deutcheland PED mail box than Kobe. Can we just start calling him Das PED at this point? He goes there like 9 times a year to get “special medication”.

The required “belt line of safety” along the sides of all new cars is a fucking shitshow. In 10 years, none of us will be able to see beyond the 2” windshield will be declared the safest car in history except and nothing on the Taco Bell menu will fit.

So it was like hanging out with a couple of lunatics, except politicians are actually real people. Got it.

Dez Bryant’s retirement speech will include anecdotes such ass “I act “dis” way cuzza you!!!!!!!”, “Slappin’ momma made moh money den mah mouff”, and “I wood firsss like to tank Jury Jones.”

Might as well get totally fuckered-up before Irvin starts talking and throws a gallon of spit and whatever the hell comes out of his mouth while talking.

For several years, I really disliked Steve Harvey. I’m a white dude. Over the past few years, I’ve given him another chance (which means nothing to everyone else), and, pre-”this”, I found him pretty entertaining on Family Feud.

+6 vertebrae handicap.

I take no issue with anyone’s sexuality. Ever. I have too many other things to work out.

Ze German Doctors (still not in Star Wars) understand Kobe more than Kobe does. Most of them don’t even wear lab coats.

The only people who should care if someone is gay or not are people who want to have a potential relationship with that person. Any other person who gives a shit should probably move to Iran.

No one gives a shit that she won the award given her talent. Good for her. Random people on the internet voted for her. This is not David Copperfield making an elephant disappear. Also, eyebrows. I thought mine were bad (I’m still a dude), but these fucking things harbor terrorists.