I figure if the US ever caves on Fahrenheit, we should switch to Kelvin just to keep fucking with the world.

But I thought the boy liked clowns!

Still pictures don’t do it justice. The burn is absolutely brutal this year. I hope the luxury camps don’t get too much sand in their champagne flutes.

I agree, but then again the script set up almost nothing well this season.

Calm down there, Satan. :D

A scene with Sansa getting the lowdown from Bran would explicitly declare that she didn’t know Littlefinger was plotting, and also that she did suspect and fear Arya. Those points might have to be retconned later, so better to leave it to speculation exactly when and how the sisters started planning to take him out…

They could have showed this instead of wasting time on Theon Greyjoy.

If that’s the case, Arya wasn’t helping Sansa at all (at least before Bran got involved), and was secretly threatening to kill her sister for who the hell knows.

That would be even more demonic. Because they’d be nearly invisible against a snowy backdrop.

The same reason GRRM wants you think it’s 1500 miles from Kings Landing to Winterfell, to make things feel grand.

I wanted Theon to be like, “for Yara!” then one of the Iron Born comes up from behind and knocks him out with an oar. Theon wakes up on the beach alone and is all, “awww, not again!”

He didn’t know that. He found Lyanna and Jon after the rebellion was over and Rhaegar was dead.

Perhaps because the Mad King burned his father and brother alive?

Honestly he and the hound are the only characters who’ve had much growth we or development beyond how they were when we first met them.

If Cersei really wants to defy prophecy and needs to get a lot better at killing little brothers.

That was such bullshit I couldn’t believe she doesn’t kill tyrion and then they play the same trick on us again with Jamie.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

I thought Jaime was d-e-d. DED

Hey, don’t go making the perfect be the enemy of the good! Why all these purity tests, any way? Besides, everybody does it!

You begin with an either erroneous or just willfully incorrect assumption.