Good point. If MY OWN semen touches me I feel like I need to go through a decontamination chamber.

How is ‘somebody else’s semen’ not even a consideration? Given the choice of another person’s blood, puke, poo and baby batter, which is the last one any sane person would pick?

Probably because a very vocal left leaning group hates the military and anyone who joins it, while the right traditionally respects anyone who joins. This very article is prefaced with an opinion that joining is dumb and that makes the people that join dumb.

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

Unions have a difficult and fine line to walk to here. On the one hand, Trump’s protectionism is exactly what they’ve been asking for years. On the other hand, Republicans have been trying to get rid of them for decades.

So, you ruined a totally innocent activity for a bunch of kids? Nice parenting.

I also said I would kill you last. That’s still . . . up in the air.

If your girlfriend wants to explore sex with other women, shouldn’t you also get to explore sex with other women?

What’s good for the goose...

Basically, the answer is be poly or be monogamous, but don’t do anything one-sided.

Just FYI, Bush was both elected and reelected. It was his second term, but he was, in fact, elected. Elected does not exclude the term “reelected.” Reelected is a subset of elected that means elected, but for a second time. Your distinction is not a distinction and when you say a republican hasn’t been elected since…

There’s no perfect solution guys; let’s opt for the worst alternative!

No, seriously: Go. Fuck. Your. Self. This “flyover-state-hate” elitism is part of the fucking problem, especially for those of us liberals who live here (and like living here). You talk about party unity then you shit all over our part of the country. Why on God’s green earth should I care about unity with you, fuck…

You really think the collapse of the USSR is a model example of how we could separate the states? You’re fucked, buddy.

Actually, Teddy is a testament to fixing America’s problems through hard work and legal, peaceful means. Not secession and turning your back on your country and fellow citizens.

No your words just remind me of someone, like myself, about 15 years ago when I was fresh out of college and naive, before I spent years in business and involved in Government, and meeting people who had perfectly respectable but different viewpoints than my own. We have a two party system, but calling states “red or…

I remember when I had my first beer.

“Why won’t you ignorant, racist, cousin-fcking rednecks  vote for us? We have your best interests at heart, morons!”

No, drama queen. We’ve survived worse than Trump. We had an actual, real life war between states, with guns and everything!

Day 66: Still crying.

Yeah because everyone not living in California, Oregon, Washington, New England, and New York is an unenlightened, racist prick who are oppressive assholes. Jesus, talk about rolling the clock back a few hundred years. There are millions of smart, educated, enlightened people in other states that just can’t pack up…

Bush won the popular vote in 2004. It took me three seconds to find that information. You and DJT seem to share an affinity for alternative facts.