“It’s a little dull for miles 3-20, but wait until you see how I pedal for miles 21-40!”

It’s like having an expensive gym membership, with just one machine. 

All that cost and the company itself can’t turn a profit. 

If you don’t ride fast enough they will catch you and rape you, according to Dwight Schrute.

This is a trait of all Peloton commercials. Everyone who owns a Peloton has a floor to ceiling glass exercise room that resides on a wooded mountaintop.

Huh, for me the end of the story of a video game is probably the least important part of it. I can’t recall the last game I played all the way through that even had a satisfying ending, much less a surprising one. 

I have bought the last 3-4 Fire Emblems (including 3 Houses), and I just can’t get into them. I say that as someone who loves strategy games, from Advance Wars to Combat Mission to Wargame to Final Fantasy: Tactics. It actually makes me angry at my self for not clicking with them, because they always seem like they’ll…

You would have to pay me a million just to go to his show. No idea why he is famous.

The villagers ruined it for me. I thought most of the acting from the people playing the villagers was poor, and they wore the same earth toned costumes that every agricultural one with nature simple people wore on every episdoe of TNG. And training with sharpened sticks? It was stupid in Jedi, and it is even more…

If you read much about tanks and armored vehicles, since their inception all the way to the modern era, they are extremely vulnerable when attacking infantry w/out infantry support of their own. This times 10 when attacking in an urban environment or an environment with any amount of cover and verticality to it. 

Not to mention that the Eastern Front never did devolve into a stalemate. It was a true war of movement.

I can’t remember the last time such generally well liked game received so much pointed criticism. I’d love to see Respawn to a sequel now that they’ve laid such a good foundation for a Jedi game. 

Makes sense, how else can you buy Nintendo merchandise? Amazon? Gamestop? Target?

“Pack your bags honey, we're taking you to the orphanage."

I’ve always loved the Juke’s styling, a shame they discontinued it. 

The simulation works best for humans when the world isn’t perfect. 

“They get around.” 

You don’t need to waste any time playing to unlock a poncho skin, because they are purely cosmetic.

Just came here to post this. Fallen Order (which I really like) makes me miss most of all the “long” jump from Jedi Knight. The sense of freedom was really fun. 

What Jedi: Fallen Order makes me miss most is the long jump from Jedi Knight. Not a double jump, just a long press of the button that allows you to jump super high. I loved the sense of freedom that brought.