I think comparing Trump to Hitler is an insult to them both. Trump is nowhere near as violent or homicidal as Hitler was, and he never will be. In deeds there is simply no comparison, at all. Same goes for their rhetoric, there is no comparison.

So you’re saying he was cursed? 

Stalin delegated far better than Hitler, although his biggest advantage was he was running a country many times the size and capacity of Germany. 

Hitler was a political genius, I don’t think any other conclusion is possible when studying his rise to power. His downfall was megalomania and an inability to delegate, which was related to his megalomania.

All true, although one could accuse Churchill of similar foibles. Functioning alcoholic, odd work habits, prone to childish temper tantrums etc... I mean he was also brilliant, but an odd duck. Then there is Stalin...

His accent is New England WASP.

I love the concept of this show, but it’s a slog to actually watch.

Yes, very good pizza! It's kind of a pain to get carry out from. I like Cappy's NY style better though. 

I think football as a game is more fun to watch than any other sport. I enjoy the strategy of football and the beauty of a cutback run or a 40 yard pass or a good tackle over the middle.

Most of my family is from middle of nowhere Illinois. Like, between Fort Madison and Peoria level nowhere. 

In Iowa? According to the census there are 22 towns with more than 20,000 people.  

My dream minimum wage job was to work at a Blockbuster. Put movies away, ring people up, watch movies all day, what could be better?

A cut of meat that will run you about $1.50 a pound at a grocery store. 

I watch a lot of Chopped on Food Network, and if I had a dollar for every chef who works at a “Farm to Table” restaurant I would be able to afford to eat daily at one of these places.

Nope, it was Casey’s. Although it’s possible they special ordered it?

That’s why I’m only engaging in written correspondence.

Mom would often send me to the neighbors to borrow a cup of Sodium Benzoate. 

This is correct. The McRib was a revelation to me as a kid. I had one a couple years ago for the first time in decades, and it was a big let down. And for the love of god, do not try to eat one of these things while driving. 

They also helped put Obama in office, so suck it. 

He should have said the best chain pizza. I grew up in Iowa, have lived all over the country. Iowa, like most everywhere else, has excellent local pizzerias in any town of more than 20,000 people.