I feel like it’s been years since a movie was released that I wanted to see enough to go to a theater, and now I see three coming out all on the same day? JoJo Rabbit, Zombieland 2, and The Lighthouse, all on October 18th!

I have it on PC, you did the right thing. It’s an amazing game, but every time I boot it up I wish I was playing it on a handheld laying on the couch. 

*crosses arms and rolls eyes*

There’s a decent chance we are descendants of the Great Khan himself!

LITERALLY

Personally, I think we’re actually in a good spot. We will benefit career wise as the Boomers retire out of the workforce, but there likely won’t be a huge down sizing because we have the Millennial coming in behind us. Hopefully they will also provide a large number of earners to fund our social welfare programs.

As a Gen-X’er, I feel like I’ve only just started ruining the country. I have a lot more work to do. 

My daughter is Gen Z, I already blame her!

But not to highlight their generation. It’s obvious clickbait. 

Gen X here. “Used up our resources.” What does that even mean? 

Before the “Boomer’s Suck/Millennials are Stupid” comments start, please let me just say that we want you both to shut it.

Can’t get excited about bullet sponge loot shooters. I need the tactile feel in a shooter that comes from weapons that feel kinetic and real, not one where my DMR kills one enemy in one shot, and then takes 8 hits to kill the same enemy type because they’re level 67.

“the number of active hate groups operating in the United States in 2018 was 1,020; twenty years ago, it was 457. There’s a reason that this growth is happening under Trump,”

This long paragraph without line breaks is itself a performance art critique of legal writing. 

You should have said, “Joking?”

“He asked me how my day was, I’ll bet he doesn’t even care.”

I worked in retail, and was never bothered my repetitive jokes as long as they weren’t mean. Exception: when I worked in fast food I got tired of girls driving up and ordering a, “Dr. Pecker.” Hilarious the first time, but the humor wears off the 100th time. 

This website is the go to place to complain about things that aren’t really a problem. 

“It’s time for the old men to stop.”

Satanic cults are real, they just aren’t caused by works of fiction. Same goes for incel shooters. An incredibly rare phenomena that has jack shit to do with a particular movie.