I feel like it’s been years since a movie was released that I wanted to see enough to go to a theater, and now I see three coming out all on the same day? JoJo Rabbit, Zombieland 2, and The Lighthouse, all on October 18th!

I have it on PC, you did the right thing. It’s an amazing game, but every time I boot it up I wish I was playing it on a handheld laying on the couch. 

Can’t get excited about bullet sponge loot shooters. I need the tactile feel in a shooter that comes from weapons that feel kinetic and real, not one where my DMR kills one enemy in one shot, and then takes 8 hits to kill the same enemy type because they’re level 67.

“the number of active hate groups operating in the United States in 2018 was 1,020; twenty years ago, it was 457. There’s a reason that this growth is happening under Trump,”

This long paragraph without line breaks is itself a performance art critique of legal writing. 

You should have said, “Joking?”

“He asked me how my day was, I’ll bet he doesn’t even care.”

I worked in retail, and was never bothered my repetitive jokes as long as they weren’t mean. Exception: when I worked in fast food I got tired of girls driving up and ordering a, “Dr. Pecker.” Hilarious the first time, but the humor wears off the 100th time. 

This website is the go to place to complain about things that aren’t really a problem. 

“It’s time for the old men to stop.”

I’m sure the podcast explains it, but the origin of the myth comes from a misunderstanding by the British of Napoleon’s nickname, Le Petit Caporal, which translates into English as, “The Little Corporal.”

He is like the city of Jacksonville, become sentient. 

A Jew can’t be a rising star in Democratic politics?

Neither is Jezebel, so...

Franken was a rising star in the Democratic Party and a potential presidential candidate. He would have been the biggest thorn in Trump’s side over the last couple of years.

*raises hand*

If it’s any consolation, they wouldn’t think twice about killing and eating you if they were hungry. 

This cismale Angelo Saxon agree with you. 

I watched the video without sound. For some reason Kent Brockman’s “Eye on Springfield” theme music from The Simpsons played in a continuous loop in my head.

Like the beginning of Prometheus.