I’m sure the podcast explains it, but the origin of the myth comes from a misunderstanding by the British of Napoleon’s nickname, Le Petit Caporal, which translates into English as, “The Little Corporal.”

He is like the city of Jacksonville, become sentient. 

A Jew can’t be a rising star in Democratic politics?

Neither is Jezebel, so...

Franken was a rising star in the Democratic Party and a potential presidential candidate. He would have been the biggest thorn in Trump’s side over the last couple of years.

*raises hand*

If it’s any consolation, they wouldn’t think twice about killing and eating you if they were hungry. 

This cismale Angelo Saxon agree with you. 

I watched the video without sound. For some reason Kent Brockman’s “Eye on Springfield” theme music from The Simpsons played in a continuous loop in my head.

Like the beginning of Prometheus.

They had alpine slides outside of Salt Lake City, Utah back in the 80's.

What you definitely don’t want to do, is have a rookie QB make his first start on Monday night against this Bear’s defense. Ideally you would wait for the Dolphins to come to town.

He throws a nice tight spiral, it’s just that it goes to the wrong team too often. 

I say Wendy’s. She’s a hot and juicy redhead!

That’s not what he meant. The “everyone” is literally everyone. The person who was subject to abuse, the white supremacist, the soccer mom, your grandpa, my grandma, Sergei from Ukraine working in a troll farm. EVERYONE has a voice, and it kind of sucks.

I thought we had the court transcript from the divorce sealed? 

Lord Kitchen Cabinet WANTS YOU

True story. When I was in middle school I was playing basketball in a gymnasium that had around 100 kids in it (middle and high school kids), as this is where they turned us loose after lunch when it was raining outside. A stray finger grazed my eye and popped my very expensive gas permeable contact lens out and it…

I enjoyed the matter of fact look on his face after it happened. Like this was just one of a dozen bad things that happen to him on a weekly basis. 

They'll add one as soon as Chopped adds a second ice cream machine.