My old Pathfinder works the way that he’s insisting his Tacoma works. It has fogs that only work when the low beams are on. Flip the highbeams and the fogs go out.

Nobody attacks my hearth and gets away with it. *readies skillet*

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

This Matt Damon?

Yes, the “EMP Pulse” would have to be significant to fry everything.

RAM, Motherboard, surely would be fried.

Hard drive, would most likely survive.

So it’s a nefarious gadget, but not the ultimate computer destructor.

I can see something that could destroy the whole computer as a boon for people who would be afraid…

Would it, though? I mean, certainly it would fry the electronics but the data on the hard drive would still be recoverable, presuming you aren’t using a solid state drive. So it renders unusable anything that might be recycled but leaves the data still vulnerable to a professional recovery effort.

Is that an Audi/BMW/Ford Fusion combo?

It’s a Jeep thing. You wouldn’t understand.

Team Corvette. Fuck that truck guy in the ear, and everyone else who let it happen.

Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

The first of many more videos to come ....

The amount of energy lazy people are willing to expend to be lazy is sometimes amazing.

exactly. I never understand this, especially at a place like a zoo, where all you’ll be doing the time you’re there is walking. It’s not going to kill you to walk a couple dozen more feet if you park a row or 2 back.

For a car for people who don’t care about cars, I’ll say:

Well...I daily a GTO so...

By all means I certainly wish a long and trouble-free future from your vehicle - but you cannot judge a vehicle’s long-term reliability on its first 15,000 miles.

“I’ve had this thing 8 hours and not a problem! Except for that one thing, but that was covered by warranty.”

Would you like some wood to knock on?

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

3 reasons to never pity Doug