Agree, but roundabouts would be a better solution in almost all scenarios.

Probably waiving off the sniper...

Novice home electrician here. Question:

Novice home electrician here. Question:

Guh...this.

I was born in the early 80's, so I was coming of age during Jackass, so my response is ‘meh.’ They’re all irritating. The best thing to do to a blowhard is ignore them.

I can’t remember the source (it was a green blog I used to read), but this idea has come up and I think it is a fantastic one! Hear me out:

I bought a $40 bidet, hooked that bastard up to my pot, and now the only place I can take a satisfying dump is at home. It’s a shower for your butt! For those opposed to bidets, put simply, fuck yourself.

Is it just me, or do all of the Trump kids look like they’re guffawing all the time?

That doesn’t surprise me too much. I used to work in Rome, NY and their parking tickets were $15/ea (metered parking). A day at the city-owned parking garage was $25.

New favorite phrase: “flat-out sharkshit” 

Try, just once, to walk out of the house without keys, cellphone, wallet, or watch. The feeling it evicts is what I’d imagine spacewalking is like...

Oh wow...my dumb brain conjured an image of a person mashing their face against the toilet seat top (as it covers the toilet seat) and rolling back and forth!

I can’t un-see Jeff Sessions and Creed Bratton in these photos.

I have a tendency to give crossfit pull-ups a ration of shit, because I’ve never seen a crossfitter do a (1) strict, dead-hang pull-up.

Only time I day drink: vacation + beach! A cigar is a bonus. Then beach naps?! Boy howdy, it doesn’t get better than that!

Switches. As many as possible.

Does the clock for questioning account for Southern drawl and meandering missives about unrelated dross?

You get a star for the “command hand” reference!

You shut your lying mouth! “A View to a Kill” is fantastic, and brings back memories of scantly-clad women in neon-pink makeup dancing under a blacklight, the way God intended! I listen to that song every time I need to get pumped!

“I have provided for myself completely since I was legal age to and have never felt like I needed a hand up from anyone...”