I’m with you. I used to enjoy it, too, but not really anymore. I get the tapping into baser instincts argument, and that’s why I backwoods camp and hike. It’s cathartic building a fire from a standing-dead tree that was just processed by hand.

Wait....Congress is doing its job, and it’s about something that matters?

Your point is well-received, but something to consider: subway technology dates back to FDR’s time, and it still works. This is more of a statement of marvel. Yes, I know it has its woes, but I consider it magnificent that tech this old works at all. It should be mentioned that we still use the same basic process we…

Agree, but roundabouts would be a better solution in almost all scenarios.

Probably waiving off the sniper...

Novice home electrician here. Question:

Novice home electrician here. Question:

Guh...this.

I was born in the early 80's, so I was coming of age during Jackass, so my response is ‘meh.’ They’re all irritating. The best thing to do to a blowhard is ignore them.

I can’t remember the source (it was a green blog I used to read), but this idea has come up and I think it is a fantastic one! Hear me out:

I bought a $40 bidet, hooked that bastard up to my pot, and now the only place I can take a satisfying dump is at home. It’s a shower for your butt! For those opposed to bidets, put simply, fuck yourself.

Is it just me, or do all of the Trump kids look like they’re guffawing all the time?

How do I not own this already!?

That doesn’t surprise me too much. I used to work in Rome, NY and their parking tickets were $15/ea (metered parking). A day at the city-owned parking garage was $25.

New favorite phrase: “flat-out sharkshit” 

As a source?

I think that’s a little out of context. His words were “I’m rooting for him as a human being to do the cool thing.” I think we should all be “rooting for him as a human being to do the cool thing” as he’s the president and wields amazing power and could use that power for good. But he’s an asshole. So he won’t. I…

Try, just once, to walk out of the house without keys, cellphone, wallet, or watch. The feeling it evicts is what I’d imagine spacewalking is like...

Oh wow...my dumb brain conjured an image of a person mashing their face against the toilet seat top (as it covers the toilet seat) and rolling back and forth!

I can’t un-see Jeff Sessions and Creed Bratton in these photos.

I have a tendency to give crossfit pull-ups a ration of shit, because I’ve never seen a crossfitter do a (1) strict, dead-hang pull-up.