Are things getting worse? Like are people actually dumber than ten years ago? An angry fail-factory is president, fake-news is status-quo, people will pay $400 for a juicer, Rudy Giuliani is considered an expert in anything whatsoever, and all the while I keep hearing about snake-oil stories like the…

Das Racist is the shit!

Only time I day drink: vacation + beach! A cigar is a bonus. Then beach naps?! Boy howdy, it doesn’t get better than that!

“...or your car should be in your garage not your driveway”

Switches. As many as possible.

I’m from upstate NY (the land with four collective teeth and fewer brain cells), specifically Utica, and as many know, we’re one of the only, if not the only, place where ride-sharing isn’t allowed. I don’t understand the legal justification for it, but I understand whatever that justification is, it’s going away…

COTD!! I just spit out my morning bagel!

Does the clock for questioning account for Southern drawl and meandering missives about unrelated dross?

Your knowledge of colloquial names for lady-parts is truly impressive and almost made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard! Whisker biscuit?! My hat is off to you!

You get a star for the “command hand” reference!

You shut your lying mouth! “A View to a Kill” is fantastic, and brings back memories of scantly-clad women in neon-pink makeup dancing under a blacklight, the way God intended! I listen to that song every time I need to get pumped!

Serious question: how much money will go to unskilled workers vs skilled workers and automation?

This ^

It’s also worth noting that if you don’t live on or near a coast, it’s not uncommon for the fish to have been previously frozen which typically kills anything unsavory.

“I have provided for myself completely since I was legal age to and have never felt like I needed a hand up from anyone...”

That graphic is incredibly disheartening and hypocritical. I say that getting most of my “official” news from NPR, NYT, and various Internet sources.

Love

Boy do I every agree.

One can buy a bag of good quality whey protein and a large bag of almonds for $50 and it’ll last you a month. That’s $2.3 per weekday lunch for something that almost unarguably meets your daily nutrition better than soylent, all while tasting a whole lot better, too. Want complex carbs (strictly speaking, you don’t nee…

Apple + (almond OR peanut butter) + almonds = Lunch every day for me