@taveanator: Seriously, do you people just not pay attention, or what? Even reading the comments will spell it out for you.

@dfxdeimos: Of course :) Or rather, I hoped so. If I thought you were really serious about it, I'd probably have tiptoed by so as not to disturb the crazy person.

@dfxdeimos: "I hope this cop loses his job, his family, and is forced into a life of desperate alcoholism and homelessness."

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: Maybe some of them would. And they'd be stupid, too.

@phinn: "600,000 people were able to preorder it no problem..."

@Mecharine: Concur. @sam4sb saying that seems to even preclude the possibility of the next generations of them being better—closer to perfect. Which is, of course, ridiculous. Regardless of whether you think they're the best devices of their class, of their time (which is becoming increasingly debatable), they are…

@AdamKaoru: In one sense, you're right, people should buy what they want to buy, what works best for them. On the other hand, I still care what other people buy to a certain extent, because if everyone else in the world bought H2s, then no one would be making an automobile that doesn't suck balls. As far as I'm…

@sam4sb: "Both iPhone and iPad were revolutionary, not flawless by any means, but closest to perfect as any other product ever was or will be!"

@Arken: Please to be explaining the third panel in the above displayed/noted Kick-Ass excerpt.