If nothing else, we could do a plague-like purge and start over with the strongest amongst us. So the orange jello would be out.

Exactly. Extremely unconvincing.

And generic enough to work when you’ve forgotten someone’s bday!

If it’s good carrot cake, it is the most delicious thing in the world. If not, it’s worse than expecting cake and getting salad.

I think it’s the hairstyle? And the grill. His face, what you can see of it, actually looks decently attractive. 

Eh...she’s always been very slim and never wore maternity clothes. It was the same with her other kids. I’m not sure that they have a full-time nanny. They didn’t used to, although they have more kids now.

No, I can’t log into my account half the time on my phone. This has been a problem off and on for months. I’m told it’s just kinja kinks and should be fixed soon but that never seems to happen and I think the majority of the IT team quit/took the buyout/no plans to rehire. It’s really unfortunate. 

Caroline Wozniacki is 2018 Australian Open (tennis) Champion! Danish, conventionally attractive, and her mother, father, brother, fiance, and herself are all professional athletes! All in different sports!

He can obviously do whatever he wants, but if I had lost my dad young, I would be treasuring that memento forever.

Not a husband and wife linking arms!!!! I am scandalized!!!

I saw his production of A View from the Bridge, and it was so minimalist but fucking brilliant.

I don’t understand. She’s wearing rainboots? on the click-through on Page six, the first old school air Jordans are really ugly, but then there are some close ups of a mesh sparkly red and black fabric which could be cool in a different style of shoe? I’m confused.

Lol, I was born and raised in Paul Ryan’s hometown, and have biked/ran/played extensively all over town for decades. I never once in my life saw a groundhog there. They only appear to destroy shitty political leaders. Well done, groundhogs, well done.

Not when losing your honor was as good as being dead because creditors, society, friends, family, all shunned you.

This is exactly the kind of shite Kazakhstan likes to spend its oil money on.

NOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKK(yes I I’d a sip of beer while writing this comment) but wtf? Why must Kelly leave us? We ❤️ You and I just farted in this Alaska establishment to prove it to the the man and drive them away! So... u are awesome. Hit me up anytime (I have a couch to crash on.…

But can we discuss the types of tankinis? Like, there’s the complete coverage basically a tank and shorts mom tanking (which is great for max relaxing on the beach!) and then the “oh I have all these straps and low rise bikini bottoms” tankinis which are sexier than some bikinis and one piece cut-outs? Anyway, I…

Really, because people were making 9/11 jokes maybe a year after 9/11. There is no good timing. There are no rules for appropriate jokes about terrorism or murder. There are only humans living their lives. You don’t like it, fine. You’re entitled to your opinion. Davidson is also entitled to his joke. It is what it…

Yeah, the last season Donna works as campaign staff and everyone was like “oh wow, she has a brain!” Which.....most of the earlier seasons were Josh feeing superior to her and Donna actually doing a large portion of his work. 

Yeah that wasn’t....crazy? I did think - well joking about terrorism so soon, that’s in bad taste. Then I found out Davidson’s dad was a firefighter who died in 9/11 when he was 7 and he really struggled with it (understandably) and humor was a coping mechanism and honestly, I’m willing to give him a pass on this.