PT Cruisin for a PT Bruisin.

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Ask for forgiveness, not for permission

Do we have a “Calvin pissing on a Nissan Leaf” window sticker yet for these people?

Try watching “Powerpoint of Death”

....from my cold, dead hands....

Me and my first car back in 83'... also the V-6 with 4spd manual. Rallye Cat Stripes by me made it muchhhh faster... I saw 124mph in that car chasing down a then new 84 300Z.

I would imagine purgatory to be a mid 2000s ford five hundred. 

I should be sad, but it was a weak attempt at a performance version anyways.

Did it fail because nobody wanted a sporty coupe? Or maybe because it wasn’t rear-wheel drive?

You grossly overestimate my standards... On both fronts.

I deeply love this movie.

Whenever I see an early 1980’s jaguar, I think of the move Crazy People starring Dudley Moore, who was the ad exec that came up with this:

Neither his voice nor his fists. A true gentleman who could offend no one.

You watch your mouth, dont ruin my dreams!

Crossover edition

Looks like a quality build.  Not many better ways to kill one’s self.

That build is peak Jalopnik.