No thanks, I’ll wait for the MX2M M35iM M Performance Sport M Edition.

So, is this technically a Hot Hatch?

Locke comes off so much differently on a rewatch, as you know he really has no idea what’s going on and is just spouting random hocus pocus shit like an even more insufferable Danny Rand.

Real Sex was funny and interesting in my teen years, then Hookers on the Point came on, and things got REAL. HBO taught me sex postives stuff and sex negatives. Mostly about sex workers, levels of poverty that make women go into this as well as the well off women who did not for a short while then stop. 

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”

Its hard to believe that B5 crushed the finale game so hard twice, especially based on everything that came after.

“A car journalist is forced to steal 50 luxury vehicles in one night in order to save the life of auto news website Jalopnik, who has fallen foul of a dangerous crime lord. Once the most successful car thief in California, She must reassemble her old gang to fulfil the almost impossible mission. Her task is…

ONE TRUE GOD

Oh I was going to go with crash the economy and the value of these cars, then buy them for super cheap. But your way seems easier

Username checks out. 

Get all the bad hair options of the 90s together in one awful band! Only $21.95 at your local Sam Goody!

For some reason, and I have no idea why, this image has a real strong Sigourney Weaver-in-Aliens vibe to it to me. Maybe it’s the thousand-yard stare?

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

I wonder where they drew inspiration?

Wait, is “dumbass” a gay slur? Oh shit, have I got a lot of apologizing to do.

The dude from Robert Cop!

For a second there I was disheartened, then I remembered the end and realized what you meant.

‘Quite, and if you’re going to describe him in any way it should be as Brock Sampson The Tick.’

This shit ugly af. And if its an indication of things to come, they dont need to think about expanding beyond China. It looks like something Rockstar Games came up with as an amalgam mashup of real life cars for GTA made to look like a single car for the game.