I’m going to call some bullshit (having owning TWO PHAETONS) One currently (10 years of VW Phaeton experience):

Welcome! Why not top off your VW collection with the last of the infinity stones? My 2005 VW Phaeton would love to have more Teutonic playmates. At 140K miles it has no dashboard lights and riding strong. Its a V8 so it will be ‘gentle’ on your wallet. I also had a TT(RS) and GTI and other random VWs, when I’m not…

A hidden radar detector??? For an Encore???? Bwahahahaha...for what??? This thing would start breaking and engine making groans above 60 MPH, so no way you would be caught speeding, unless your brakes failed, which could happen at any moment.

“Now someone go and buy this thing”

This could work. Every Jalop writer brings their vehicle of choice for a wacky race across the USA. Content for months!

Can someone PLEASE do a Tick Multiverse Episode with Classic Version of Tick (Patrick Warburton, David Burke, Liz Vassey and Nestor Carbonell) meeting the new version (Peter Serafinowicz version?) and add the original Cartoon Version, why not? C’mon Sony - Make this Happen. Or Amazon. Or Netflix Or Whoever.

“As you can see, they were passionate, but often just flat-out wrong.”

If they add a section to review or comment on some of the audience’s cars, it will be awesome. I’m all for that. I like the guys.

Nice specs. The amount of HP is ridonkolous. This is no for the track. (people will race them though) I saw their prototypes at the Pebble Beach Concourse on *checks notes* August 2017!

This could an awesome superhero origin story. Glad the girl is OK. Yeah, 80% of people filming...20% trying to catch the kite. Not a good ratio.

“For You Weirdos Who Can’t Get Off Unless You’re Staring At A Picture Of Elon”

Does it come with simulated Paddles at least?

Agree. ‘The Sweet Hereafter’ is likely his greatest movie. RIP Ian Holm, who was amazing there. ‘Exotica’ was good for its time, but has aged badly.

You are just mad it doesn’t fit in the Changli! (God, I shiver with fear thinking about the next set of Torch-Changli videos if this thing would fit)

The ‘Batman - Black & White’ Story anthology of 10 years ago was pretty damned awesome.

“Honda recalling 50,000 cars from people who’ve just done some awful, awful things to them”

Evos, Evos, Evos, Evos...It’s like Mitsubishi only made that one good car. When I went to Mitsubishi Owner Day on 2018, it was an ocean of fucking evos. 95% of the cars that attended there were evos. May I remind you this car is the real duty to take care of? One of 1,200 made. Twin Turbo, 6MT, 320HP, and Hard top…

If David Tracy is picking it up in one of his (Rusted to death deathtraps) um...jeeps, it going to get fatal rust by contact. And hope it was not a Nigerian invoice that has you waiting on final release

The worst automotive mistake I did in college was to buy a 1984 Alliance. The head gaskets had all the integrity of damp one-ply toilet paper. Ran more miles on a tow truck than under its own feeble power. Only car that tried to kill me. Cest une piece of Merde. Kill it with fire. 

‘Addiction Enablers’, they are called.