There was this night where a Lambo, high on crack, had a threesome with a AMC pacer and and old 70's Vette. This came out. We don't like to talk about that....

@stayingclassy: Its OK. The first head gasket blew up at around 250 miles or so. I'm pretty sure it has been replaced. You probably can ride another 500 miles before you need another one!

If somebody bests my record of 4 blown headgaskets in 9 months in a 1984 Renault Alliance (1983 car of the year!) Then I will buy that person one tequila shot per head gasket.

Easy: the 4 banger of the Renault Alliance (and automotive siblings) This was the shoddiest work west of British Leyland.

So who exactly is building this? Lancia (as a brand) has been swallowed and now offers sorry Asian cars of unknown origin. So, who is building this?

SO.MUCH.FUCKING.WIN.

I actually saw these ones at the 2010 SF Auto Show in January. Nothing special besides a body kit outside. The interior was just plastered with Leather bits and wood bits over the plastic dashboard. Supposedly they were tweaked engines to give you 500hp, but they looked to my trained eye as nothing but cheap riced-out…

SO.MUCH.WIN!

All you folks who are voting 'nice price' and claim to be 'nostalgic' for this turd of a car have obviously NEVER owned one. Just STFU and listen to my story:

Wait, you mean some Playboy models need to be consoled in Vegas at this moment?

To be Honest, the original Spawn has the best John Leguizamo performance EVER TO DATE as Clown/Violator. I loved the action figures but became too many to keep collecting.

Wait. Didn't we see something like 'Orion' on Babylon 5's spinoff 'Crusade'? I remember there were 2 people (an Archeologist and a Thief) teaming together when finding dead worlds to look for a cure for Earth as part of the 'Crusade' team. Hmmm. It seemed a bit lame then already.

@jodark: Totally. *sniff*

Made of Awesome. Only Top Gear's awesomeness makes me tolerate the Cruise-Diaz onslaught. The Ayrton Senna homage was a peak of this show. Clarkson's still got some moments of brilliance amongst the cheese.

@spiegel1: COTD!!!

You fools. These are real diamonds. You remove one at a time to pay for every service visit (W12 engines are that way)

@ttyymmnn: Sheer elegance on its simplicity. COTD.

What? Get rid of that Russian whatchamacallit and bring the insanity of the Golf W12. Then come back and talk to me.

What happened to brefas scotch??? must have,

I own a 2004 Phaeton V8 modified to give 360HP. However, I must regretfully say 'Crack Pipe' at this lovely W12. Us VW Phaeton owners will say: