You can have a regular size turd "Alliance" or an XL size turd "25, Premier or Monaco" Your choice.

Dammit. Megan Fox just sent me a text: " Tqila btl eMty... WaNa Hk Up?..." but OK, I'll go get this now. More important.

Why the hell didn't this win a place on our most obscure car list???

So, not a NASCAR crowd here I see.

That's nothing, you bitches. My upcoming Lamborghini Diablo engine conversion will have the *always reliable* Franco-Kenoshan Renault Alliance engine.

We've all been there dude. Feel better.

Methinks 'The Stig' digs the ladies, married or not.

Nice gig kiddo. Call us back when Elon Musk sends you for his daily Starbucks.

@Darnell's Auto Wrecking: Trying to impress us with your obscure franco-italian automotive knowledge like Marisa Tomei in 'My Cousin Vinnie' eh? Nice try buddy. I'd rather have Marissa.

@Jagvar: I live in the line that demarks bravery and stupidity. I bought my 2004 at 83K miles, so VW would only give me a very very small warranty for tons of money. I went 3rd party.

@SerialThriller: Two reasons, the controllers changed from 04 to 05, so the OLD controllers will not work on the new struts '05+, and obviously, they are not making any more 04 parts. Also, there is the volume, the less volume of a part, the more expensive it gets. That is why sometimes VW will replace all 4 when one…

@Jagvar: For those bastards (read Jagvar) who were lucky enough to get the Platinum, us plebes who dare have a Phaeton with a 3rd party warranty just pray hard.

Volvocto: The official car of Octomom.

And if you buy 5 of these they combine to form VOLTRON!

@Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I agree. Chrysler in Mexico is like an Audi re-seller by now. Attitudes and Sebrings. Damn. I'm depressed now.

[Taking the car to Smog Pros and asking them to probe it in its current condition would be like bringing your porn-star girlfriend over to meet your parents and then having her give you a rim job on your mom's kitchen table. It could only end in tears, probably yours.]

On a Daewoo??? But the thing is made of plastic! WTF. Use an 70's Caddy next time dude.

Whoa, can you imagine all the ass you would get when rolling on this one at San Diego Comic-Con??? I like how this guy thinks!

April 14 you say?

@Jagvar: This is awesome.