Everybody shut up and let's wait to hear from the owner of the waterlanded Bugatti Veyron to let us know. It'll be an EPIC BILL #qotd

Oh PCH I've missed you!

Please let it be a former Enron executive. #bugattiveyron

Ahh OutRun, many fortunes and days were spent by me at the arcade instead of precious 'edukayshion' time at school. I was the first one in the arcade to made it all out on one quarter. I rule! I am awesome! (back in like 1988 I think) #outrun

Good to see the Taliban taking advantage of 'Cash for Clunkers' and getting some sweet American pick-up trucks. USA! USA! USA! #pickuptrucks

I guess all the good models were busy at SEMA that week. #maybachzeppelin

Sign of a true Jaloper: Regardless of the appearance, I'd rather have this babe of a car than a SEMA booth babe. #ferrari458italia

See these Italians are all out of touch. They should have named it: Jeep Canyonero #jeepmojave

@pauljones: Alt+164 is your friend, (or properly your frieñd) #ayrtonsenna

@Jagvar: I guess your V8's maintenance bills are getting to ya! Welcome to Phaeton Ownership. #1985r5turbo2

Crack Pipe, zut alors!

This is the chalk line of the murdered (in the U.S.) VW Phaeton #volkswagen

Hmmm. Time to call in a favor from Bahrain and have a nice Bugatti Veyron delivered. #jalopnikvsgm

I'd say good, because I do NOT want Hollywood to ever remake, reboot (or whatever the fuck they call it these days) 'Back to the Future'. A new Delorean car would give them the wrong idea and motivation. One of the best car movies ever. Right? #deloreanmotorcompany

@PowerTryp forever Minardi: You forgot the long affair with Mitsubishi. That one lasted quite a while. #chryslerfiat

Idiocracy is the scariest Sci-Fi move out there. It's true! Plus, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho can totally kick Obama's ass! #cotd

@RamblinReck89: Well, that may be true. #videogames

Will somebody please give some financial advise to this dopehead? He's going to end up like Mike Tyson soon. #michaelphelps

Im dissappointed. The ORIGINAL Kizashi concept was a very elegant, LWB sedan (or at least longer than a mid-size), intended to be a competitor to a Nissan Maxima or an Acura RL, . We ended up with an Oversize VW Jetta. It looks like an overgrown SX4. I haz a Sad. Really. #suzukikizashi

Hmmm. Maximum Lutz is obsessed with the VW Phaeton's lines. First the Malibu (he admitted it) and now the Buick Regal. Hope they are cutting a check to VW design department.