@Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: Owning one, I say: Off with his head. Death to all those who don't comprehend the awesomeness of the Phaeton (This is what i tell myself at every $1,400 repair bill, but I truly believe it)

Oh, and TTAC has reporteed Chrysler has STOPPED production of all cars/trucks for a month. FAIL. This is it folks. The Carpocalypse definitive sign has arrived.

@Ray Wert: No, The Magnum is dead. Charger and Challenger will have to carry the flag. I am curious on the refresh of the 300, but not b/c I want one.

January 1984: Dear diary, after a massive bender of Vodka, mescaline, Weed and this newfangled stuff from the east coast called 'Crack', I find myself and my trusty Corolla on Tijuana, next to Revolucion Avenue. Apparently, I've been here for 6 days but I don't remember anything in the last few days. A reminder to…

OH. FUCK. This one hurts. I don't want a GT-R, or a ZR1, or a Tesla, or even a Veyron. I wanted a new NSX.

@graverobber- Facebook 'em Danno: COTD +1... devastatingly beautiful and sad COTD

I like C&D, Had read it since the early 90's. I keep renewing my sub b/c the kiddos bring it with their school fundraising stuff. Some stuff is cool, and they loved their LeMons as much as we do.

@graverobber- Facebook 'em Danno: Mooooom! Graverobber is doing crack again!!!

Gotta go Mazda on this one. You will find plenty of GLHS parts and bits to fix the charger. But the 4WD set-up of the Mazda 323??? Forever gone. Ain't coming back.

@Hart88: Just don't jerk-off while driving, Bad things can happen. mmmmkay?

Actually, there is a way to make it worth all that money. Buy it, then call the news and burn it in front of GM's headquarters the day they go bankrupt. Cars like these are the reason why the big 3 are going down!

Dude, if you do not pick the Peugeots, you can turn your Jaloper ID at the door and go somewhere else, like Autoblog and never come back, Mmmkay?

Dude, next year LeMons is ONCE A MONTH! Jalopnik will have to either spin-off a separate site for coverage or really hope the big 3 die to make space in the server for all the LeMons posts. Even I think I'll hit my LeMons saturation point sometime in September 2009. Too Much!!!

@Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY: Stephanie Kramer and Fred Dryer FTW!!! Hunter rocks!

@pauljones: Why does POLAЯ Hate me so?

@lilwillie: what he said, and what he said too!

Dunno. I must be losing it today. I went nice price on Obama's 300C and this one is also appealing to me. Gal is nice too, not overly done.

OK, let's do the math, so a new 2009 Veyron $1.6 Million. 1 year old Veyron, $1.3 Million. The damned thing is losing $300K (19%) of value per year? Yikes.

@Murilee Martin: So, that's a positive on the pr0n.... no pipes then?

@STR8SIX: More like 'Law and Order: DOTS' or 'CSI: Jalopnik' Next, to check the DNA of that turd Murilee carefully photographed in the scavenger hunt. Jeebus Cripes man! I was eating my lunch!