Small? Unsatisfying? Well, she married me, so this should work just fine.

I don't get it! Why did they replace the original one with a yellow butt plug? :(

In the movie Dragonslayer, Mr. Perjorative has assaulted the nearby kingdom of Urland until they agree to offer it a young virgin girl every six months as a sacrifice, selected by a lottery, which Vermithrax and his brood then snack on.

"...,a traditional Chinese remedy where raw frog meat is used to calm sore eyes."

Great read, Stephen. If anything Gamergate has made me tired, too. I used to read every article, but I just feel as though I can't anymore. It's just depressing.

You're right. It does resolve. However, an "infallibly logical" dragon would deduce that attempting to deduce the answer could lead to his nonexistence and would logically come to the conclusion that

The Andromeda Strain ended with the virus mutating into something harmless.

People not staying home sick when they are sick is the bane of my existence. I have a weak immune system, guys. Every time you "tough it out" and come to work contagious, I and many of your other coworkers get sick.

It's an odd thing to realize the PC version of a Blizzard game is currently the worst version of the game to play...

I think that it's a little of column "A" and a little of column "B" at work here.

I work as a Behavior Interventionist, and one of the things I work on with clients is physical stuff (like developing fine and gross motor skills). Kids that are around preschool age often use their left and right hands pretty…

I'm gonna say it: we have entered the Age of Biawwnics.

Very cool!

Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck - Battlestar Galactica

I was totally prepared to dislike Zachary Quinto as Spock. I thought his ears were wrong and his hands not beautiful enough. He knocked it out of the park, especially in The second movie.

Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen, in part because she was too blonde for the role (and it was so soon after The Last Airbender fiasco) and in part because she was too old.

Oh, my gods, yes. People don't get that you often reach a point where you just don't feel. Nothing has a point, and it's not an existential crisis where you see the universe and society and everything around you falling into the inevitable destruction of all, but just that nothing has a point to doing it.

There are times when I feel as though Hyperbole and a Half literally saved my life.