As annoying as we find Josie, my boyfriend and I agreed when she said it that Micah does seem like a closet case. The backstory of his about how his ridiculously strict Christian upbringing forbid eating shellfish didn't make us any less suspicious, either.

As annoying as we find Josie, my boyfriend and I agreed when she said it that Micah does seem like a closet case. The backstory of his about how his ridiculously strict Christian upbringing forbid eating shellfish didn't make us any less suspicious, either.

Nashville is still holding my attention better than any other new show this season. So, it'll probably be canceled soon.

Nashville is still holding my attention better than any other new show this season. So, it'll probably be canceled soon.

I'm confused—in the prequel, the smoke monster became Locke. Now you're saying that Locke's alive, off the island, and is now somebody else?

I'm confused—in the prequel, the smoke monster became Locke. Now you're saying that Locke's alive, off the island, and is now somebody else?

Because that would imply she's not a standard trope from a grade C horror flick.

Because that would imply she's not a standard trope from a grade C horror flick.

I watched this randomly last night, and I don't think I've liked a network show from first watch as much as this one since Lost.

I watched this randomly last night, and I don't think I've liked a network show from first watch as much as this one since Lost.

I watched the absolutely HORRIBLE pilot during the Olympics, and hadn't tuned back in since. Last night I finally did (only because I refuse to watch any show with Patricia Heaton), and, well, the good news is it doesn't suck like it did. The bad news is that it's just utterly boring and forgettable.

I watched the absolutely HORRIBLE pilot during the Olympics, and hadn't tuned back in since. Last night I finally did (only because I refuse to watch any show with Patricia Heaton), and, well, the good news is it doesn't suck like it did. The bad news is that it's just utterly boring and forgettable.

I like both To Venus and Back and Strange Little Girls, but the former feels like what it is—a collection of songs that didn't really fit on any previous albums (or with each other), and the latter is, well, covers. From the Choirgirl Hotel was the last really focused collection she put out.

I like both To Venus and Back and Strange Little Girls, but the former feels like what it is—a collection of songs that didn't really fit on any previous albums (or with each other), and the latter is, well, covers. From the Choirgirl Hotel was the last really focused collection she put out.

Tori's new stuff is just so generally awful that I find the only way I can listen to the old catalog is by pretending she did a JD Salinger after Choir Girl Hotel.

Tori's new stuff is just so generally awful that I find the only way I can listen to the old catalog is by pretending she did a JD Salinger after Choir Girl Hotel.

This show is Children's Hospital without the do-anything for laughs sense of humor that stoner kids bring to the writer's room.

This show is Children's Hospital without the do-anything for laughs sense of humor that stoner kids bring to the writer's room.

As someone who works in advertising (and who's worked with and for several agencies that turned appearing on The Pitch down), I'm utterly embarrassed by this show. This is in no way, shape or form how good—or even mediocre—-ads are created. The lack of strategy was just appalling.

I started reading this article on my phone, and thought—oh crap, am I going to have to watch another season of this damned show? Because I haven't been so thoroughly disappointed in a show in…ever. And I own Twin Peaks on DVD.