Probably because he was telling a joke, he has a very dry delivery

It’s kind of a feel-good story in that it was a direct transfer of wealth from Saudi Arabia to Neumann via Soft Bank’s Vision Fund

Drew Magary just started writing at Vice this week!

A facile ageist slur directed in a blanket manner at a highly populous group of high-turnout voters--good debate strategy

I don’t know--I thought this site was better about 10 years ago. Certainly the commenters.

Jose Altuve will probably be a Hall of Famer, and I’m surprised you couldn’t name him since you named Judge who is not as good

You are wrong both in terms of a dry wedding being fine and in terms of Methodists being known for dry weddings

George Will writes anti-Trump stuff all the time

Yeah, and Zimmerman got on base before him with a ball four call that was strike three all game. I get that that was a potential point for a rally, but blaming a 7-1 loss on a questionable strike call seems like a stretch.

Thousands dying is not an apocalypse

Think it’s Bono in a walk, but Springsteen is up there

I think that Raysism’s farewell address summed up your value to this comment section eloquently

Tacko rung his Bell

So instead of being randomly set off by a woman wearing a domestic violence bracelet he in fact was set off by a reporter who’s been trolling Osuna for over a year and who then showed up at the clubhouse celebration?

Pretty sure raping multiple underage women isn’t quite the same as defending the Osuna signing

This seems like a more complex explanation than that he was being bitterly sarcastic about a widely disliked closer that just blew the biggest save in team history.

I was at the game—probably as drunk as this guy—and after he blew the save I also said “oh thank god we got Osuna”. I was being very bitterly sarcastic.

The Randy Johnson trade also involved a couple of pitchers who ended up starting for the ‘05 White Sox team that later beat them in the World Series

They’re outhitting the Astros because they won the first game 7-0

Y’all wrote like ten posts about how free agency was “broken” because no one would sign Bryce Harper for $30 million / year, and then someone actually did (for 13 years!) and washed out completely with an 81-81 record