Don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a while as when La Bamba started playing

Also 5'11". Don’t mind it at all--everything fits

You hope they land it hard? What it is it with people now where they feel a joke has to be over explained and beaten to death like a dead baby drowned in a homemade irrigation system?

Verlander will get a few makeup votes because he’s come in second in Cy Young voting three times

That was arguably the best team the Astros ever had until 2017

It’s because NIMBY prevails, and they tightly restrict any new development

I mean say what you want about Mike Leach’s critics but at least Craig James paid those 5 hookers he killed while at SMU

You make jokes but yao forget

I’ve watched about 60 baseball games this year and paid full attention to about 5 net (because I was physically there and paying half attention to 10)

Actually, this guy agreed to the deal, so he is an asshole for going back on it

Emily Deschanel is already happily married to Rickety Cricket

Was not the norm for hazing back in my frat days. Others may disagree.

As a privileged white male, my preference would also be not to have a penis in my face. Others may disagree.

Maradona good, Pele better, George Best

Goes back years

Kidding aside, original forecasts for Dorian called for it to go through Florida and hit somewhere in the panhandle/Alabama maybe even as far west as Mississippi (a couple of outliers had it hitting around NOLA)

That photo looks like the Laocoon

Uber drivers aren’t penalized for refusing rides, and a price-taker model is no different from “setting your own price” (because it’s “set” at whatever price you voluntarily take)

I feel like 5 years later people have really forgotten how horrible taxis were

How cool would it be to be Brock Osweiler? You’re tall, handsome, have about $25 mil in the bank after taxes, and then when someone is desperate, your phone rings. Most of the time, you don’t have to actually play anything.