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The Texans have actually won three

Probably the only team for whom The Process has definitely worked would be the Astros

I mean it’s a brazen ripoff of the old Oilers motif, which is to say yes it is

They actually did open the roof a couple times in 2013 (the 2-14 season) but no one was there, so it didn’t register

I think you can make an argument that winding the balls tight or reducing slickness to produce more home runs is a conscious choice that has tangible effects on the entertainment value of baseball, and if you prefer a game with more hits and fewer discrete, high vol events, that’s a legitimate criticism.

You mean by using a fake name here?

Dotel on the sting: “I was just set up, man!”

It’s amazing that MPDG survived to become internet prose and “Bataan Death March of Whimsy” did not

This movie reminded me of a great quote from Larry King of all people:

Oh that does make me feel better-thanks

They may downplay it because the magnitude of the incidents were pretty minor

Yeah, I disagree. There’s just a much lower threat level when a woman does it.

No doubt—the ability to monetize fame absent an actual salary or royalty is a pretty recent phenomenon

The economics of porn are bad. It’s the most pirated entertainment medium in existence, so there’s no real revenue stream. There was a time when people paid for it, but that time is over. So even if the performers got royalties, there isn’t much action to take a slice out of.

I think he’ll be okay when he realizes he can probably end up with a much more attractive and well-adjusted lady

Been waiting for y’all to write about Air Yordan for the last few weeks—the guy is a monster, the next coming of Albert Pujols

Yeah, like I said above, InBev bought out Karbach a couple years ago, and the beer still tastes the same imo.

Which is a complete nonsense doctrine that has pervaded the internet in the last couple of years. Congrats on being another rube parroting it.

Well those are asymmetrical forms of “persecution” for one thing. One being a rude tweet by a private citizen that causes no physical harm and the other being imprisonment by the state backed by a direct threat of violence.