Somehow this evolved, but I feel like it used to be:

No, but generally people with CVs that go beyond pouring Mai Tais

“everyone in Toronto thinks you’re an idiot”

I mean, this is just a really poor way to pick any kind of position responsible for the functioning of the financial system...someone who doesn’t understand its rudiments at all

Not opposed to—very similar to, one might say a mirror image of

Is that how you pick a doctor?

Also a good reminder that the most famous member of Congress was a waiter in 2015 and serves on the Financial Services Committee, regulating banking and capital markets

Apologies for my earlier comment

A walk off win is not possible in an away game in baseball

Confirmed by Astros broadcaster Geoff Blum

Minute Maid Park is one of the stadiums that has extended dugout netting—this was beyond that into the outfield. Almora smoked that foul ball

Keuchel has been on record as saying he’s turned down some deals that Boras has recommended he take. He’s been wildly way out of market for what he’s demanding. This narrative that Roth is expounding on here is disingenuous at best.

They did this at first with the Astrodome back in the day. The glare from the sun off the glass makes outfield fly balls virtually unplayable

Well like a lot of people, I never dated Natalie Portman

I was born within a month of Natalie Portman and can confirm that I graduated high school in 1999

^Keyboard revolutionary here demands respect

True story: 90% of memes are just jokes recycled from The Bob Newhart Show

This just happened with Jonah on Veep #NotMe

I think the core problem is that too many men care and not enough are content to mind their own business

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