“Stop” says the commenter on here at 3am

Well the argument is: Americans don’t have reciprocal rights to live and work in the UK past our visa terms either

Do you think perhaps your emotionally-charged reaction to my comment betrays your own doubts as to this story? Like if what I said were ridiculous, you’d laugh it off

Well yeah, it’s a weird story. Previous iterations of it included some now retracted details (e.g. that they were yelling “this is MAGA country”).

In your universe, is the fact that the minor was arrested for shoplifting relevant as to whether or not she was sexually assaulted?

Don’t know how you missed the story about Bill Belichick using left-footed punters

Well if you were a baseball fan yourself, you’d be aware that the Astros have made the playoffs three of the last four years, won a World Series, and even last year won 103 games. All this after a previous ownership group that ruined the team and completely emptied the farm system. 

And it’s manifested itself in consistent failure too. e.g. the Astros lost 59 games last year! 

I like it how you pitched the gulag immediately with the dialectical materialism. Most people save that for after they’ve seized power

I’m guessing you’re pretty young and missed a lot of televised football from 1990-2010 if you think Collinsworth is the worst

They don’t because of the rule of compound sentences. And that rule is: everything before the “but” is irrelevant.

He’s wearing the color of royalty, which he is

*Tyler Bauer

As a Houstonian, I love Harden, but my annual tradition is that I refuse to pay attention to anything he does until the Texans get eliminated from the playoffs

Deadspin has really gone downhill getting hacks like this guy to fill in for Drew

Well if you weren’t serious, then I guess we’re all friends

Tax carbon but have the revenues offset income taxes if you want to have it be politically feasible

At the very least he needs an OC who calls plays

We’re expanding the definition of “Nazi” to include the desire to have an actual quote match what is claimed about the quote

Schaub was legitimately good until he broke his foot in 2011--never the same after that