For sale: one cash sinkhole, no strategic value, right in the middle of a hurricane lane, currently pays no income taxes—seeking a better deal

If they don’t like the way they are “treated”, i.e. only getting $18B in hurricane aid ($6,000 per man, woman, and child on the island), they should consider independence.

Stick to salat!

capitalism-poisoned place

This above all: to thine own self be true,

SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT’S A JOKE OR NOT MY SATURDAY DEPENDS ON IT

I am in Rushmore, and I think Big Lebowski is a slightly better movie

How about just knowing which teams are good

You’re talking about “pillaging” sports desks like it’s a bad thing. Aren’t these people just offering more money to induce labor to come to their business? At the very least, doesn’t it increase the bargaining power of labor at these newspapers? Or do you think that these sportswriters are indentured servants to…

This site exists because Will Leitch wanted to post pictures of Kyle Orton wasted in a bar

The NCAA Evaluation Tool (NET), which will boldly contain an initialism within an acronym

That’s not true--there’s nothing inherently good about violence (obviously the ancillary effects can be good or bad)

Mexico was neither NATO nor Warsaw Pact aligned during the Cold War; they are therefore quite literally “third world” even though they enjoy a much higher GDP per capita than is generally beleived

Even at home alone—your Alexa will blackmail you

This is why I prefer not to fly private. SWA is fine

I like it how the pitcher still threw the ball to first base in case it was a bunt

Maybe I’m Unsilent Majority not as funny as a previous generation of commenters

So the USMNT is like the 2014 Astros?

They only started doing this very recently and only on some broadcasts

Hamilton’s right