Probably SDS and Weathermen and radical ‘60s movement ruiners might have

I guess he’s saying that four seasons is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag?

I would imagine that Talladega Nights is as quoted by NASCAR people as Caddyshack is by golf people, so it’s undoubtedly at least seeped into the lexicon

Why do so many US soccer fans hate Landon Donovan? Isn’t he the best player America has ever had?

Naturally y’all didn’t mention that she is a literal member of the Communist Party

All the immigrants and minorities!

Montrose will probably be flattered to be called “upper class”

Speaking as an Astros fan, Fiers is kind of a piece of shit

Well that is pretty considerate

Really more the odds they’d go 7 for 44 or less

Strident editorial written in already-dated prose, hectoring style that treats you like a 10 year old...he’s terrible

re: your insolent chauffeur, it’s a shame you can’t slap the help anymore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)#1998:_Karsten_Braasch_vs._the_Williams_sisters

The Rockets are already in the central time zone

Sorry to ruin your little parade

Jose Altuve—come on!

I agree with you on video review for the NFL and NBA

I would put Game 5 from last year’s World Series ahead of Game 7 from 2016

Just personally, I sometimes don’t click on deadspin posts at work because I don’t want to get flagged

It might have been better if she were a bit more originally funny haha. Like these were some facile iterations of jokes told, what?, 7 years ago at the Trump friar’s club roast? But they were funnier when Anthony Jeselnik told them.