re: your insolent chauffeur, it’s a shame you can’t slap the help anymore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)#1998:_Karsten_Braasch_vs._the_Williams_sisters

The Rockets are already in the central time zone

Sorry to ruin your little parade

Jose Altuve—come on!

I agree with you on video review for the NFL and NBA

I would put Game 5 from last year’s World Series ahead of Game 7 from 2016

Just personally, I sometimes don’t click on deadspin posts at work because I don’t want to get flagged

It might have been better if she were a bit more originally funny haha. Like these were some facile iterations of jokes told, what?, 7 years ago at the Trump friar’s club roast? But they were funnier when Anthony Jeselnik told them.

Antonio Gates would probably be the best of all time in this category

I mean, if you pay property taxes that fund the school, you want your kid to get into the school you’re funding, not some stranger’s kid

Seriously, this is why I quit playing golf

After Bretton Woods the currency lost value because there was a greater supply of it than the sum of the assets under claim (which is also why we went off Bretton Woods)

Has to be a different Corey Hart

The one kind of explicit value proposition backing currencies is you have to pay taxes in them and the US gov’t accepts them in payment for services

justaguy100 was a work of art

I mean, come on they’re an 8 seed. They know their place

He desperately needed the money—no one else was offering any terms at all.

How about just not having a draft and use a cap w/ no individual salary maxes?

While we’re here, so is religion