This is pretty unfair to Hank Hill

I think you’re just looking for a reason to complain because you’re paid to do it

I met Brandon Backe at a party this year!

He’s already answered all of those questions pretty exhaustively in his many, many baseball abstracts, including his very lengthy millennial abstract (except about Jeff Bagwell)

I love Nolan, but I’m willing to bet his BB ranking in each of those years was the same

Big Five (now there are four)

It’s good to have them aboard

Has the man with the two foot dong objected? Or is everyone just speaking for him?

2004 National Champions: LSU

That’s because the #1 team of all time also played that year

Okay, I was watching this broadcast and many other broadcasts with Geoff Blum.

Look as a Texans fan, I’m all for signing Kaep. It would be kind of fun seeing him get hit 12 times a quarter.

I’m sorry, but you’re not going to beat the Camptown Races guy

What if he has an amazing end of Sept and has, cumulatively, 74 home runs by the end of the season. What then, smart guy?!

Look man, I’ve been through 6 hurricanes / evacuations now over my last 36 years. My heart has nothing to do with it.

Houstonian here—I have been bored out of my mind with cabin fever and looking forward to this post—thank you for going through with it.

Houstonian here, eat my ass

Matt, a good way to avoid be called a fucking retard is to not be one.

Jim Crane is personally giving $4 million to hurricane relief, fyi

Presumably because they’d rather play at a neutral site than an away game in Arlington that is called a fake home game.