The most valuable safe liquid to jump into—by far—is bull semen

Do you go around to random stores and lecture people that their prices are “unreasonable”?

Wow—great writeup including the ironic purpose of the device revealed at the end

There’s nothing wrong with overbooking if you’re willing to pay people to give up their tickets. You have to accept as an airline that sometimes you’ll miscalculate and lose money doing it.

He won the World Series 2 years after that FYI

Seen it twice and four months later think it is my favorite Star Wars movie period

Okay you win

Tons of Cajuns and their food in East Texas.

*your opinions

Oh no, I don’t think Sharia law is a threat at all.

That’s true, but someone heading to Stanford should probably be smart enough to just drop the whole thing.

Yes, I cited a facet of actual cultural behavior instead of de jure doctrine.

Like believing in a magical god that says women can’t drive

Texans fan here.

Texans fan here. I hear Colin Kaepernick is available

Feel like you should play for the team that pays you

Who cares though

I suspect you read Peggy for the same reason I read Nolan and for the same reason that if you’ve got a tooth that hurts, you stick your tongue in it to feel the hurt.

My biggest problem with Kaepernick is that he made a big show about his protest but also very publicly said that he couldn’t be bothered to vote. Fuck that guy and people like him.

Yeah, but hip hop was around 20 years ago. Hell, Tupac was already dead