A Russian Premier has been ousted by a Politburo coup and as he’s leaving his office, the new Premier comes to him and says “any advice, Comrade?”

As long as capital losses are fully deductible against income

It’s called getting a job. Look into it.

Maybe you will think next time you vote

Also Archer—why no one is talking about the Christian Reformation when they were all over the McConnassaince is beyond me

DOESN’T MATTER BRIAN

Well you don’t pay prostitutes with a check

I always enjoyed his old show NFL primetime (as well as the now sadly defunct website which was his namesake)

I will be physically at the game!

Someone’s not getting a tip

We get it. You’re an “idiot” unless you subscribe to a system that has been proven broken again and again and again and which if implemented would see those who disagree disappeared.

“Mid-century norms” = paying off World War II debt and building our military up for World War III

Things were great in the late ‘70s before Reagan ruined everything

Because it’s a facile reference, Cyrill

Property taxes are a kind of tax on wealth, but they aren’t federal

Don’t want to dig for a link, but Trump’s own people gave him less of a shot and Trump admitted recently that he thought he was going to lose

There are many cases in real history where countries have done this going back to Archimedes of Syracuse. Most recently the US and Israel assassinated Iranian nuclear scientists.

A far better way to passively resist the Trumps would be for the guy with the beard to lean back the whole flight

So you’re saying you’d walk into an obvious trap...bravo

Nate Silver was criticized right here on this website for giving Trump far too high a chance of winning.