Did you ever attend an Astros game? Have you lately?

Actually, yeah, the Astros do have a ton of Latino fans, owing largely to the large Latino population in Houston and the team’s bevy of Latino stars. So yes, this makes a ton of sense.

I do not live in Chicago.

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Well, like a lot of cities, Chicago is heavily segregated. Here’s a map:

Maybe gramps should have been a less recalcitrant, stubborn racist and just embraced the White Sox when they won in 2006.

I’ll say as an Astros fan that I am rooting against you because I still have bitter memories of the NL Central and Minute Maid Park inevitably being taken over by ex-pat Chicagoans who refuse to assimilate, shouting their simple vulgarities.

Humblebragging requires some aspect of humility, and I offered none, so you can take that already-dated internet prose somewhere else.

*uninterested

I think my comment is recommending something similar but in a much smarter way.

Which is of course not anywhere near illegal

Well they do practice on bears, which are arguably harder

I have money. I do finance stuff for a living. Here’s the main reason why people are scared to invest: interest rates and low growth.

I have lived in both Nashville and Houston. Nashville is far worse. It is like Austin but cold, overcast, and hick-ier. It’s Ohio minus a couple degrees latitude.

I mean, do you want to sit next to that dude?

Yeah but why do TV networks and advertisers pay more for a shitty team no one will watch?

Carried interest is income.

I don’t want to get lost in the gray replies below, but Trump is most comparable to an Athenian politician named Cleon who took power during the Peloponnesian War shortly after the death of Pericles and basically promised to make Athens great again through ill-conceived ventures outside the core of the Athenian Empire…

Ike was a major hurricane in 2008 that hit Houston directly. No one noticed because it was in the dead middle of the financial crisis and climax of the 2008 election.

May be hard for whatever is left of deadspin to understand or empathize* with, but not everyone is a monomaniacally focused radical leftist fanatic who will brook no other outcome than some sort of Bernie Sanders reality where people under 35 who’ve never had real jobs know how everything works