“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

You’re debating between Mets fan and Giants fan when the guy has Mr. Red as his avatar?

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

Counterpoint - you called all sodas tonics!

I was pretty sure I knew where you were going, but a satisfying ride nonetheless.

worth the payoff

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

This kid is completely fucking overrated. The Twins are wise to pass on him, as would be the Reds. And Padres. And Rays.

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

I have a million of these...

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Annie Hall and Rosemary’s Baby are my two favorite movies, so I’m a Predators fan as well.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

A very short roller coaster ride. +1

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.